Post reblogged from waiting and wondering with 105,709 notes
let me get this straight
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it
Source: leighway
Post reblogged from Untitled with 101,593 notes
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
Source: youngmoneynort
Post reblogged from The Felton Freak with 17,138 notes
has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch
no what is that
is that a band
is it edible
do you mean boondoggle christmastime?
no you’re thinking of bandicoot crumpetbitch
everybody on this website is a sarcastic little shit
Source: rabioheab
Photoset reblogged from Secret Life of an American Derp with 153,833 notes
I have
no idea
what you’re
talking about
Source: jaredmoosepower
Post reblogged from Fables of a Mayfly with 76,954 notes
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
Source: niggaimdeadass
Post reblogged from Totes Sarah and Ali with 7,384 notes
i want to be so rich that each time i see a spider in my house i can just move out
Source: stopharry2013
Photo reblogged from Fables of a Mayfly with 60,517 notes
Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
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Photoset reblogged from Fables of a Mayfly with 70,045 notes
Phoebe was smooth as fuck
Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds
Photoset reblogged from Fables of a Mayfly with 91,106 notes
90’s kids had the best cartoons
this show started in 2001
Source: thoracs
Post reblogged from Totes Sarah and Ali with 162,458 notes
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Source: clanked
Post reblogged from with 469,784 notes
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
Post reblogged from Fables of a Mayfly with 17,901 notes
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so?
Silent moment of realisation HOLY SHIT
Source: ben-brucey
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